Based on the third episode of Titansgrave, here is my proposal for the item stats of Lemley’s favorite insect: the Beetle of Balinor.
Beetle of Balinor
Made of gold, with blue gemstones inset to the carapace, this magical beetle only responds to the person who most deserves it. One cannot tell if the beetle is alive or not, unless you know the incantation that brings it obviously to life.
Make 5 opposed Willpower tests. For this test, the Beetle receives a +5 on the first test, dropping by 1 for each subsequent test. If the player successfully passes 4 of the 5 tests, the Beetle is attuned to the person. If the player fails, they must wait one full day before making the tests again.
You Deserve This Most
Once the beetle is attuned to you, you may designate an activation word or phrase. The Beetle learns this command instantly as the first thing said to it after attunement.
After designating the activation word or phrase, the Beetle is yours to command.
What Does It Do?
When activated, the Beetle stirs to life, fluttering its wings before taking flight. It flies around for a few minutes, dazzling to the eye and very distracting to persons within 10 feet of it.
If a player activates the Beetle to use as a distraction, each person or creature within 10 feet must make a Willpower (Focus) test, with a Test Value of 12 plus the owner’s Willpower. If they succeed, they are not distracted. If they fail, they are distracted for 1 minute out of combat, or 1 round of combat, as applicable. A distracted person takes a -5 on any Perception tests made while distracted, or cannot make any attacks (including attacks of opportunity) until the start of your next turn.
Hello all! I’m back, and it’s time for another Loot Crate unboxing! I realize I’m a little behind the 8 ball, but this is really the soonest I had the time (and energy) to get back to the blog. So, without further adieu, the September Loot Crate! This month’s theme: Galactic.
I’m going to start with the xenomorph and move in a clockwise-spiral through the picture. So, the xenomorph. One of the most terrifying alien species ever to grace the silver screen and haunt our nightmares. This was actually one of the available figures available to Looters from ReAction Figures, so of course I ended up with the scariest one. I’ll be honest. I was actually afraid of the movie for a long time and would refuse to watch it. I still need to watch it with all the lights on and caccooned securely in a blanket, but I do enjoy watching Alien from time to time. I haven’t decided if I want to risk letting it out of the packaging…
Next, we have a Loot Crate exclusive Tribble from Qmx. The packaging on this is lovely and quite amusing. It includes warnings to “KEEP OUT OF REACH OF KLINGONS” and “DO NOT BLOCK VENTILATION GRILL”. This little fuzzy guy is adorable, but I haven’t heard any squealing yet, so I’m probably going to leave him in there. I’d rather not be eaten out of house and home.
Following the Tribble, we have a cool vinyl figure of Captain Tightpants himself! Malcolm Reynolds! Another line from our friends at Funko, this box is usually a mystery sci-fi legend, and Captain Mal is usually holding his sidearm. However, in the wonderful Loot Crate exclusive, he’s wielding his over-under double-barrel. It’s a great Firefly treasure that any Brown Coat can appreciate (since we don’t get very many anymore).
We have a poster this month and it enshrines that fateful moment in Cloud City when Han and Leia kind of said ‘I love you’ for the first time. It’s a fine piece of carbonite that will look good somewhere in my nerd den. I just need a cargo hold to store him in…
Moving down to the Halo postcard, we have a digital download for a new run of Halo comics that follow the events of Halo 4 and the intrepid crew of the UNSC flagship Infinity. It looks like it should be a good read, as many of the familiar faces of Halo 4’s Spartan Ops missions are seen. There’s even a few of the old favorites. I look forward to diving back into a world that’s been so prevalent in the lives of popular culture for the past decade and then some.
Then we come to another wonderful Firefly bit: money. It seems that Looters have been gifted that which the fine crew of Serenity struggle so hard to find and keep. Jayne Day would be long celebrated with this fat stack of cash. On a personal note, I will probably add this to the Geek Supreme cosplay I have in mind, as well as my Jayne cosplay that will continue to develop.
Next we have something that every galactic traveler needs: cool snacks. OK, so they’re just Pop Rocks. That doesn’t diminish the fact that every Looter who ate bag after bag during their childhood isn’t filled with nostalgia. And while it’s been proven that mixing them with soda won’t make your stomach explode, I can’t think of any soda that might go with apple flavored Pop Rocks.
Finally, we come to another fine mash up bit of swag. For the third month in a row, Looters have been gifted a magnet. If this keeps up, we’re likely to run out of space real fast. This month’s magnet clearly looks like an early Star Wars arcade game crossed with the always classic Asteroids arcade. The primary difference is, you’re a Star Destroyer looking for the Millennium Falcon in the Hoth asteroid field.
And that pretty much wraps it up for this month. All in all, this was a pretty awesome crate. It was also probably worth the most since I started my subscription. I hope you all enjoyed your crates. If you aren’t subscribed, I highly recommend it.
And to my regulars, I should have Weird Al Wednesdays back up and running this week.
Greetings, friends, and welcome to a double first! Not only is this my first Loot Crate unboxing post, but it’s my first unboxing ever! I have been hearing about Loot Crate for some time now, and seen some of the very cool stuff they send out every month to their subscribers. So, I decided it was about time I signed up.
For those who don’t know, Loot Crate is a subscription to a mailing service that sends you cool stuff once a month. Each month has a different theme to the contents, which come from a variety of fandoms and showcase various big-name and small-name artists and companies. For this month, the theme was Villains, and my first Crate does not disappoint.
The Joki t-shirt is an original design by Zack Finfrock, an artist who also does the cover art for the Loot Crate magazine included in each box, and the pin inside this month’s box. It’s a brilliant combination of Loki and the Joker, and perhaps the greatest incarnation of a chaotic evil character in all of comic history.
Keeping with the Joker theme, the two posters on either side of the shirt are from DC Comics & Trends International and feature some fantastic artwork of Joker and Harley in a style very much in the vein of the popular Arkham video games.
The comic fun continues with an exclusive cover of a new series following Rocket Raccoon. I look forward to reading this issue and finally picking up a comic from the beginning.
I’m not normally a fan of socks with stuff on them, and especially don’t buy any such socks myself. However, the Deadpool socks from the Crate look pretty nice and feel comfy, so they will likely see some wear.
The Darth Vader key chain by Lucas Film & Plasticolor is a very well done piece. Again, I don’t normally add a bunch of key chains to my keys, but I’m sure I can find some place to proudly display this item.
That blue and white square in roughly the middle of the picture is a DVD containing a documentary about DC Comics villains. The magazine says it’s narrated by Christopher Lee, who excels as playing villains himself. This should be a fun thing to watch!
Last on the list is the Bowser ‘I Want You’ recruitment magnet. It’s got some lovely artwork of everyone’s favorite royal Koopa. It will make a lovely addition to my already nerd-magnet-covered refrigerator.
Do you subscribe to Loot Crate? If so, tell me what your favorite item is from this month’s crate. If not, and you have the means, I recommend signing up ASAP!